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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

WHERE'S MY PHONE

I saw a report on the TV news today concerning sniffer dogs, and their being trained to locate mobile phones in prisons.

They detect the lithium in the batteries.

How handy would that be, eh???

(Boys! First one to find my phone gets a Schmacko).

Love to see bastard cats do that!

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELVES KILLED??

First we have some wee girl, a slip of a thing of sweet sixteen, setting off on a warm-up trial run for her lauded round the world trip, running into a sixty thousand ton cargo vessel, comparable in size to an oil-moving supertanker. What, didn't you see it???

Christ! Her boat was...yep, pink!

Sounds like it was the same wee girl who whilst chatting on her phone to her bestest friend, slammed into Scoob way back when (he's in great shape by the way - recovered completely...)

Then we have this, well I can't decide whether it's this slimy fuck, or retard, Greg fuckin Combay who has suggested females be allowed into Commando units in the army. Even going so far as to suggest the SAS. The SAS? What!!!!!

It must be the slimy option. Surely no-one in their right fucking mind would...a. seriously entertain females on the front line, and...b. allow them to fail at SAS selection, because fail they would.

So much more to say on these but no time now.