Holy shit! Lucas' fame has now jumped to an all-time high! So he's the star of a TV show, a commercial, and a movie that I think is going to win! Even better, it's a cool time-travel movie with way too many oranges!
I have an orange tree...it lay dormant for some inexplicable reason for the better part of 2 years.
And the fruit from this tree is beyond question, the nicest, tastiest, most succulent orange I have ever had the delight to consume. The flesh is soft and full - not a trace of thread. And the juice...? Oh mama, to quote Cosmo.
I also have a grapefruit tree, and its particular mil lieu is productivity. It has never stopped producing - so fecund, it begins the new season's crop before the last of the previous has dropped.
I am jealous! Then again, I have a nice little blackberry crop coming up. And some blueberries, I think. Let me go outside and check -- they're still immature, but I'm sure they're blueberries. ` Anyway, one time someone was visiting from California and she brought what I thought were tangerines from her own tree, and while I was eating this sweet-tangy, round, orange, juicy fruit, she told me it was actually a lemon! ` Best. Lemon. Ever.
A sweet lemon, huh? Nature's wonder. An exception to the rule obviously...I'm still not trying my grapefruits. Which is a real shame, 'cause as I say, this tree just doesn't stop. Anyway...hope things are going well in your new place.
They are... I guess it is a 'new' place since we've kicked out the assholes earlier this year. Summer has been going great, what with a manageable college class. ` I missed going to a beach party yesterday, where there was apparently female nudity and cake. CAKE!
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Oh, by the way, Lucas is getting slightly more famous. I thought I'd just throw that out there on everyone's blogs...
http://seequine.blogspot.com/2010/05/lucass-microsoft-commercial-official-hc.html
Holy shit! Lucas' fame has now jumped to an all-time high! So he's the star of a TV show, a commercial, and a movie that I think is going to win! Even better, it's a cool time-travel movie with way too many oranges!
http://seequine.blogspot.com/2010/05/lucas-is-finally-movie-star.html
Okay... I'll just come back whenever... it's most convenient...
I have an orange tree...it lay dormant for some inexplicable reason for the better part of 2 years.
And the fruit from this tree is beyond question, the nicest, tastiest, most succulent orange I have ever had the delight to consume.
The flesh is soft and full - not a trace of thread.
And the juice...? Oh mama, to quote Cosmo.
I also have a grapefruit tree, and its particular mil lieu is productivity. It has never stopped producing - so fecund, it begins the new season's crop before the last of the previous has dropped.
Bit of a shame I don't like grapefruit!
I am jealous! Then again, I have a nice little blackberry crop coming up. And some blueberries, I think. Let me go outside and check -- they're still immature, but I'm sure they're blueberries.
` Anyway, one time someone was visiting from California and she brought what I thought were tangerines from her own tree, and while I was eating this sweet-tangy, round, orange, juicy fruit, she told me it was actually a lemon!
` Best. Lemon. Ever.
A sweet lemon, huh? Nature's wonder. An exception to the rule obviously...I'm still not trying my grapefruits.
Which is a real shame, 'cause as I say, this tree just doesn't stop.
Anyway...hope things are going well in your new place.
They are... I guess it is a 'new' place since we've kicked out the assholes earlier this year. Summer has been going great, what with a manageable college class.
` I missed going to a beach party yesterday, where there was apparently female nudity and cake. CAKE!
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