NICE OF YOU TO CATCH UP, DAILY RAG

About 5 years later...

Because for about that length of time I've been telling you, (to no avail, obviously) that women are in charge.

Now a poll has stated that in terms of buying a home, only 7.8% of men make the final decision. Apparently women's influence was impacting on house design.

Like I said - nice of you to catch up.

FYI - the same applies to cars, TVs, clothes for their men (for men read boys), where they live, work, everything. This because after about a decade of women being told they're equal (do NOT be fucking ridiculous) they've in effect castrated men resulting in this hybrid or third sex. A hairless, tight boxer-wearing, exfoliating, pretty boy who looks upon his wife more like his mother and spends more time in the bathroom "prettying" himself up than his bloody woman.

And then they have have the nerve to ask, "where are all the men?"

There aren't any left, ladies - you've seen to that. Well done. Reap what you sow, knuckleheads!

CALLING ALL RETARDS...

Cretins, numbskulls, morons, and the terminally stupid.

Earth Hour is all but upon you. Starting with the Kiwis who, given that stupidity's a global issue, must have cretins of their own. KB lives in New Zealand. Hope she has the common sense to ignore this nonsense. (And I hope it doesn't effect the Crusaders' game tonight). Then next is Australia, and by Christ, I KNOW how many boneheads are in this country!

I wonder can I drive around in my ute with the lights off. "It's Earth Hour, officer - I'm just doing my bit!"

I also wonder if all the burglars are preparing to go to work.

Y'see what you slow of mind people have let the Antichrist start! I don't know about weeping but Jesus must be sitting in stunned disbelief at what's going on.

BANKS FIGHT AGAINST FRAUD

Banks in Melbourne are fighting against a group of men who've stolen $500,000 dollars of customers' money by ATM scams.
Puffing out their chests and congratulating themselves at their actions. Great. But hang on - what about the 10 BILLION the banks themselves steal from the very same customers with their insidious fees. If we could get rid of those I'd gladly give up a measly half mill to scamers!

Meanwhile, in Edinburgh, Scotland, the head of the now defunct Royal Bank of Scotland (who after heading the collapse of the institution) has had his multi-million dollar home attacked by a group calling themselves "Bank bosses are thieves". The thief in question also had his 400,000 dollar Mercedes vandalized to.

I would chuckle if it wasn't for the fact he more than likely has comprehensive insurance on it which will repair the damage free of charge - then the company will increase premiums to cover the loss, premiums held by Joe Ordinary. If ever there were greater thieves than banks, it's insurance companies.

Can't win really.

YET MORE STERLING WORK FROM THE FILTH

TIME: Early afternoon
PLACE: Sydney International Airport


Yesterday afternoon in Sydney International Airport a man was set upon by a group of men and beaten to death. Right in the middle of Terminal Four in front of stunned onlookers.
The victim had arrived from Adelaide and was connected to a bikie gang. The (alleged - it's before the courts, don't want to be sued) offenders were part of a street gang by the name of Notorious.
It's reported that the men grabbed the steel poles that are used to create the lines for passengers and beat the bikie to death right there in front of everyone.

Where were the filth? They might have been busy puffing out their chests and chatting up the pretty young things in the stores around the complex (wanna see my big gun, love?); they may also have been out front handing out tickets to drivers who happen to stop for more than a millisecond at the front of the complex (look at my badge - it gives me carte blanche to do whatever the fuck I want...); they may even have been stuffing doughnuts into their fat, useless faces (criminals? what criminals?).
But I'll tell you where they weren't - doing their fucking jobs - and the result is a man gets beaten to death while those who witnessed the violent attack were traumatized, probably resulting in the need for some sort of subsequent counselling (have you ever seen a man beaten to death in front of you...?) and quite possibly legal action against the government.

Listen to this for God's sake: the whole incident took over five minutes and took place over five different places in the airport resulting in five separate crime scenes, then, after the attack, the offenders actually all got into a taxi and left.

Not a cop to be seen. Eh? see what I'm saying?

Yet break the speed limit, don't wear a seat belt, talk on the phone whilst driving...and every copper in town comes out of the woodwork.

Fucking...
useless...
fuckers.

Now of course the Filth management are doing what they do best - slamming shut the stable door whilst vehemently exclaiming, :this will not be allowed to happen".

As I say - useless fuckers.

EARTH HOUR 2009

28th of March.

So...every light in the house on, TV, stereo, air-con on (both of them), fridge door open, turn on the ute and leave it spitting out diesel fumes, and smoke two cigarettes at once.

Earth hour indeed. Such a load of wank...followed by such a load of cretins!