"WOMEN ARE DRIVING THE DOWNSHIFT IN CAR SIZE"
This is news apparently? Not to me - I've been saying this for years now. That women are running the world. Maybe not at CEO level, but undoubtedly at "grass roots" level. And it's not just in terms of cars. Where families live; what they eat; wear, go on holiday - these are all determined by the females in families (presumably while the "male" (snigger snigger) is down at the hairdressers with his girlfriends getting his hair done.
Here's something else too. The article that follows the above headline comprises 8 columns. Not one mention of the point is made until the 5th. The writer just waffles on about who's selling the most and how the industry has collapsed in the wake of the downturn. Blah, blah, blah, spacefiller.
This alteration in decision making started long before the current crisis; in point of fact, this shift in control began some 10-15 years ago.
Actually, in a related matter, NDT (Nasal Delivery Technique) is an impotence prevention medicine for those "men" who are having trouble "keeping their end up" as it were.
The manufacturers of this product, when it first emerged, directed the ads at men. Presumably men, for whatever reason (embarrassment, denial, whichever) ignored them. So the ad companies have now switched their focus to the ladies, saying things like, "would you like a deeper more complete orgasm? Tired of waiting for your man to be a better lover? Try our new Nasal Delivery Technique and achieve the orgasm you've been searching for!" LOL Oh man. Hoho.
Men eh? Hahahahaha!
Funny thing is ladies, this is all your own doing. All these years of female empowerment have gelded your stud. Well done. No, seriously, lol, top marks! Hoho.
Oh man. Stop it, you're killing me with this shit.
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I agree with you on this.
Carbon footsteps--huh--if the population was not increasing at a rate of knots--there would be no carbon footprints.
Too many people equates with too much of everything.
I also think the obscenely rich with their private jets etc.cause more damage than the hoi-poloi!!
All for image--I feel sorry for them.
Should be a law against it. NO-ONE needs even six kids, never mind another eight. Frankly no-one needs any more than two.
The Chinese have the right idea - one per family. If everyone was to abide with this, in time, there would be enough for everybody (in fact, there's probably enough currently if not for the greed of the rich).
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