Well, it's now the fourth month I've been living out of the back of my ute. Four months of searching for a new home without success so far.
I'm having to seriously consider once again renting; only thing is my two boys. Apparently they are a problem for some. As soon as they hear the term "two Border Collies" they get very defensive and completely shut down.
I would like to know exactly what it is these wankers think my boys are going to do to their precious house. Do they think they're going to shit all over the place; bark into the wee hours of the morning? What? Explain to me what it is that worries you so.
Well I consider it a personal affront to me - no less so than if you insulted my children and my response is this:- (Ma, if you're reading this, look away)
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR POXY HOUSE AND SHOVE IT - RIGHT UP YOUR FUCKIN ARSE - SIDEWAYS. I'LL EVEN LEND A BOOT TO MAKE SURE IT GETS WORKED RIGHT UP THERE!!!
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8 comments:
Hi Mutters. I have missed you. So sorry about the problems with the house hunting. Everything takes time. You do want the perfect place for you and the boys. I agree totally with you about the Arse shoving thing. Dont forget to add a laxative or two. Be happy and come visit my blog or email me.Deirdre.
It would hurt if someone shoved a house up your ass.
Ouchy.
In all seriousness, I wish you the best in finding a dog-friendly rental ... or better yet, I hope the chance for you to buy presents itself.
-J
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Yeah, well that's what you can look forward to if y fuck with my boys Morgy.
I'll keep lookin - somethin'll turn up. It may have already with a bit of luck(that's good luck btw - not the bad shit which is all I've been experiencing of late hoho).
Ola! my foreign visitor. Yeah right - I'm gonna click on those links...stand by.
You really rely very heavily on shoving stuff where the sun doesn't shine when angered, don't you?
I promise to never ever fuck with your boys.
Ever.
I pinky swear.
-J
Well, I gave it to the boffins and they came back with, apparently, the most effective way of expressing my vehemence in the shortest sentence. Must including "fucking" and "arse" to achieve full effect.
*Heard in the flesh in brogue Ulster is quite scary actually*
I'd advise strongly against it, Morgy my friend.
Hey M. So when are you going to teach me how to speak that famous brogue Ulster, with a quaint lilt I hope. Deirdre
How til speak proper Ulster, D. Hoho.
Not much of a teacher and it's difficult to teach the accent via this medium but hey - I'll gie it a go!
First off - eight. Typically this is pronounced - "ayte" from usual ppl. But for an Ulsterman it's just ate. We don't articulate well or speak each sound fully (so much so that when I lived at number 38, I refused to order pizza over the phone coz no-one could understand when I said the number hoho).
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