Aha, well, you'll notice the absence of said ladies. That's because - a. no chick wants to live in the back of a ute no matter how witty and charming I may be, and - b. the last 3 women with whom I've had...relations have all been in various stages of insanity.
So, I live a solitary life with my Boys, and newly acquired weapon of choice.
When you do find a woman willing to live in the back of an ute with two dogs and the weapon -- which is ??? your bike? and who is not insane -- hold on to her like you've never held on before. Women like that don't come around too often.
"I can't help what you think" Richard Burton's character to his 'love interest' character's (Mary Ure) "I thought you loved me", In the film "Where Eagles Dare"
"I thought I saw light at the end of the tunnel - until I realised it was someone shining a torch!"
Anon.
GREAT LINES
"With every bullet so far"
Al Bunday's response to Peggy's 'hi Al did you miss me'.
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GREAT LINES
"You're an idiot"
Me to anyone who deserves it. This like the 'fuck' of great lines. It can display a range of emotion.
HOUSE OF MUTTERS INC.
A blog where you can say your piece without fear of sanctimonious judgement or dismissal. Please. Come in. Have a look and feel free to add any comments you may have.This is the place for you to tell it like it is; not how the PC bleeding hearts want it to be. And we've added another dimension to our 'corner of truth' - an agony uncle. Tell him your concerns, he's here to help.
ME?...I COULDN'T GIVE A TOSS. YOU'LL HEAR IT LIKE IT IS, RIGHT HERE!
I'VE BEEN TOLD I'VE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM. AAARGH!!
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN YET. READ ON. HEH HEH!
Interspersed throughout the blog will be items for sale. Like a perpetual garage sale if y'like. Browse away and feel free to ask any questions.Actually, I've decided to operate a barter system; anything you don't want or need anymore? Whip it on here and barter it for somethin else you might like.Like Swap Shop! Ho ho - only those from the UK and my vintage will remember that.
4 comments:
Where do you entertain the ladies?
-J
Hey Morg - what's doin'?
Aha, well, you'll notice the absence of said ladies. That's because - a. no chick wants to live in the back of a ute no matter how witty and charming I may be, and - b. the last 3 women with whom I've had...relations have all been in various stages of insanity.
So, I live a solitary life with my Boys, and newly acquired weapon of choice.
When you do find a woman willing to live in the back of an ute with two dogs and the weapon -- which is ??? your bike? and who is not insane -- hold on to her like you've never held on before. Women like that don't come around too often.
But you already knew that.
Keep smiling!
-J
Too often...? Try never!
Haha...'which is' indeed. Yeah
LICS, Morgy.
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