"Shark catches man".
While fishing of the coast of Queensland, (the Gold Coast as it happens), a fisherman, (you know, one of those types with the tiny weener who 'fish' to compensate), caught a mako shark and hauled it aboard his vessel.
However, understandably upset at being ripped from the ocean by a hook in its mouth, the majestic creature swung round and latched on to the mans leg. Haha - that'll tighten 'im!
It only released when the man's deckhands cut off its head.
Pity it couldn't have reached the asshole's neck!
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` Yeah!!!
Hope that's "yeah" for the shark!
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