LMAO - TWO ARSEHOLES

Gordon Brown called Alastair Darling into his office one day & said, '
> Alastair , I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win back
> Middle England '.
>
> 'Good idea PM, how will we go about it?' said Darling.
>
> 'Well' said Brown 'we'll get ourselves two of those long Barbour coats,
> some proper wellies, a stick & a flat cap, oh & a Labrador. Then we'll
> really look the part. We'll go to a nice old country pub, in Much
> Something or other, & we'll show we really enjoy the countryside,
> ........ oh & remember not to mention the hunting with dogs Act'
>
> 'Right PM' said Darling. So a few days later, all kitted out & with the
> requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from London .
>
> Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for & found
> a lovely country pub &, with the dog, went in & up to the bar.
>
> 'Good evening Landlord, two pints of you best ale, from the wood please'
> said Brown .
>
> 'Good evening Prime Minister' said the landlord, 'two pints of best it
> is, coming up'
>
> Brown & Darling stood leaning on the bar contemplating new taxes,
> nodding now & again to those who came in for a drink, whilst the dog lay
> quietly at their feet. As they drank their beer they chatted about how
> heart-rending it was that pensioners were being imprisoned for not
> paying the council tax.
>
> All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened & in came a
> grizzled old shepherd, complete with crook. He walked up to the Labrador
> , lifted its tail & looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders & walked
> back to the other bar. A few moments later, in came a wizened farmer who
> followed the same procedure.
>
> To the bewilderment of Brown & Darling people of all ages & gender
> followed suit over the next hour.
>
> Eventually, unable to stand it any longer, Darling called the landlord
> over.
>
> 'Tell me' said Darling, 'Why did all those people come in & look under
> the dog's tail like that? Is it an old Custom?
>
> 'Good Lord no,' said the landlord. 'It's just that someone has told them
> that there was a Labrador in this bar with two arseholes'.