Two old tramps are shuffling down the street one day in no particular hurry. One starts to sniff the air and turns to his buddy and says,
"Hey Barney, did you shit your pants?"
"No", replied his old friend.
They continue walking; still the tramp smells the odour so he asks again, "Are you sure you didn't shit your pants coz I can smell it from here".
Barney sniffs as well and thinks; then he says, "Oh, I thought you meant TODAY!"
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` I feel the need to take a shower after that one.
Courtesy of my almost octogenarian friend, Harold.
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