Suddenly I feel like a diet Coke...
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"I can't help what you think" Richard Burton's character to his 'love interest' character's (Mary Ure) "I thought you loved me", In the film "Where Eagles Dare"
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"I thought I saw light at the end of the tunnel - until I realised it was someone shining a torch!"
Anon.
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"With every bullet so far"
Al Bunday's response to Peggy's 'hi Al did you miss me'.
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"You're an idiot"
Me to anyone who deserves it. This like the 'fuck' of great lines. It can display a range of emotion.
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Actually, I've decided to operate a barter system; anything you don't want or need anymore? Whip it on here and barter it for somethin else you might like.
Like Swap Shop! Ho ho - only those from the UK and my vintage will remember that.
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This chopper isn't for sale I'm afraid; I loaned it to the US navy and they kept it.
My houseguest just popping round for dinner
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Check out this slab of pectoral muscle!
And, well, what can I say? Speaks for itself really!
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25 comments:
Well it won't make you like that - lol
How's the ups and downs? I'm about to thump an estate agent or two myself - they gave us a moving in date of the 14th (oh yeah!)so I organised the first of my new furniture to arrive on the 18th and now they say - oops sorry! The owners don't actually want to move out until the last week of Feb! Now why (I ask myself) didn't they CONFIRM this with the owner BEFORE giving me a date???
SCREAM!
Thank you Mutters - that feels better :)
Matter of fact, Jayney, I feel like a Kate as well (but I always feel like that so...)
Estate agents, Jayney - I rate them lower than sex fiends. Mf's just lie and lie, simply chasing their own agenda.
You should send a letter of complaint to their superiors, J - or better still, post about it and send them the link; better, better still, give me the story and I'll post! Make sure you demand the cost of storage. These wankers, they'll just keep pulling this shit until someone MAKES them stop!
I'm at your service, Jayney - let me rip into them.
What's the slogan?
Coke is it!
Me thinks they should change it to...KATE IS IT!
BTW,I would kill for that hair!
I have tagged you Mutters - sorry mate but the rules are on my blog. It's just seems that I don't have many blogging friends left these days? Lord knows where they all went?
Thanks :)
Is that a good or bad thing, Jayney, me being "tagged"?
` You don't have much of an aluminium-like texture... how could you feel like a Diet Coke?
I wish I was THAT tin of coke...
That tin of Coke is glad that you are you and it is it.
-J
Ooh, existentialism, wellll...a world in which nothing matters. I could live like that, I DO, to a degree, live like that.
But it's not our world, not even close, so I'll just continue to heap worship on the flawless Ms Beckinsale.
(Don't like Diet Coke either! I'm happy that IT'S happy though...)
And IT is happy that you are happy about IT being happy.
However, IT wishes Kate would use more tongue when she drinks.
And I'm happy it's happy that I'm happy it's happy...(this could get real old real quick...)
I've never seen her tongue y'know. Bet it's as perfect as the rest of her.
An I can just hear her aying "arse" in that smooth English. Oh my, ohhhhh my!
` Arrrrse... arrrrse... hey, this reminds me that I can now drink carbonated beverages without feeling intense pain. Maybe I'll put a photo of myself up being hot and drinking a more savory beverage....
Well, you could give it a shot but it'd need to be somethin special to top the Goddess!
Still pondering the dulcet tones of the exquisite, Kate! I've finally posted on my blog re arse comment, hehe.
` Hey mutters, you know, Diet Coke gets discarded, but dishes are used over and over again.... (And our sink sucks.) Come on. You know you want a spongebath!
Jesu Almighty S E E!
` You can just call me 'Spoony'.
Couldn't have said it better myself, Morgy!
Someone hand that girl a towel, hehe.
` ! Simultaneous postin'!
` Mwa ha ha!
Not bad, See, not bad at all though where's the washing up liquid. I don't see any suds. You don't just rinse and call that a wash do ye?
` No, I just didn't have the patience to pose with suds - they kept washing away!
` Darned soap suds! That's what showers are good for!
` BTW, I have huge arm muscles nowadays, whereas I didn't in that photo. I'd better update it sometime....
Patience is a virtue, See, my nekkid associate.The crockery, while inventive lacks a certain finesse I'd have to say, and the sponge - my aul granny used to have one of those (though I'm quite sure it was never used for that particular purpose).
But y'know...points for effort (and downright audacity just quietly).
I await with baited breath, you next move.
Hey...I've big arm muscles too - snap!
Dammit..."your" next move! Someone sack the proofreader.
` Perhaps after the caulking dries....
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