JOKE ONE
Two nuns are sitting at traffic lights in their car when all of a sudden a demon appears crouched on the vehicle bonnet* right in front of them.
The younger of the two panics, "oh no, mother superior, what will we do, what will we do" she cried.
"It's okay, calm down, just show him your cross".
With that the younger nun stuck her head out the window and screamed with as much rage she could muster - "Get off my fucking bonnet you hideous bastard!"
*"Hood" to the Americans*
Joke Two:
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench doing what nuns do, when all of a sudden a flasher appears and whips open his trench coat right in front of them.
One of the first nuns had a stroke - the other couldn't reach.
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1 comment:
` Aw now you gone and done it! Now I need to wake my man up and say, "Oi! I need a stroke!"
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