I was out walking the Boys the other night when I saw my mate walking down the street with a girl on his back.
"Hey, what are you doing?" I asked.
"Going to a fancy dress party", he replied.
"Fancy dress, eh", I said, "What are you going as?"
"A tortoise", he replied, tipping his head towards the girl on his back. "This is Michelle!"
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` I don't believe on word of it.
` Because I'm snooty.
What, are you suggesting I'm telling porkys, See? Me? Lil ole me? Surely not.
` Porky as ham!
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