Here in the Antipodes at least...
Frankly, the whole Mother's day thing is just another excuse for the capitalists to persuade the guilty at heart to stick their hands in their pockets for extortionately priced flowers and gifts - not unlike Valentine's Day (which is total wank).
But that aside I would just like to thank my dear aul Ma for being who she is; someone on whom I can depend for unfailing support no matter what.
So if you pop in, Ma, I love you and hope I have made you proud. (I don't know if she does in fact 'pop in' as my profanity and vulgarity is understandably a bit much for her!)
Your number two son (I have a brother obviously).
What people are afraid to tell you.
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"I can't help what you think" Richard Burton's character to his 'love interest' character's (Mary Ure) "I thought you loved me", In the film "Where Eagles Dare"
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Anon.
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Al Bunday's response to Peggy's 'hi Al did you miss me'.
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"You're an idiot"
Me to anyone who deserves it. This like the 'fuck' of great lines. It can display a range of emotion.
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Interspersed throughout the blog will be items for sale. Like a perpetual garage sale if y'like. Browse away and feel free to ask any questions.
Actually, I've decided to operate a barter system; anything you don't want or need anymore? Whip it on here and barter it for somethin else you might like.
Like Swap Shop! Ho ho - only those from the UK and my vintage will remember that.
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This chopper isn't for sale I'm afraid; I loaned it to the US navy and they kept it.
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10 comments:
Happy Mother's Day Muttars' Ma.
Hey M, I left ya a comment about the moderation thingy
*waves*
Yeah, saw that and replied in my own succinct way.
Yeah, I responded. I was dissapointed because of the lack of profanity *sigh*
And obviously I still can't spell
Fuck.
Better now??
Once more with feeling
FO.FROTBATYLDWY - (with feeling!)
Now ya talkin
FOWFROTBATYBDWY
Night M
Re "Caspar" I like the hat--I think I have seen one like that before!!
Re the dogs--beautiful creatures--good teeth.
Re " where have I left my keys?" I think your friend on the quayside may have just found them--or is that you?
I'm sure you're mother would be glad about the commenT re MOTHER'S DAY.
Kings amongst dogs, Gladiola.
Don't know who had them but when I returned the next day to show off, someone had stolen my boat. Tch, y'can't trust anyone these days!
I'm sure she would - but it's no less than she deserves, stalwart that she is.
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