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Paris Hilton's just been locked up for violation of her sentence after being caught drink-driving.

"So?" is the first thing springs to mind.

When you're as rich as Ms Hilton, jail isn't jail - at least not for a penny-ante DUI charge. A month (forty-five days to be precise) in some country club, with resources that can buy all types of friends...?

And she turned up at the court 'fashionably' ten minutes late, striding in, shaking her booty, just knowing that it was all a game.

Shit, I could do with being locked up myself!