DATE WITH A POLLY

Johnny Howard has come up with the idea to offer his members up for dates. For the bargain price of around eight thousand dollars.

Senator Coonan, a blonde with big hair, is on side, for an evening meal and coffee. If she 'puts out' at the end someone may consider it.

And hilariously, Joe Hockey, the industrial relations minister has signed on for a game of touch footy as his 'date'. If you ever saw Joe - hoho, he's like a weeble with legs. A short fat man who could barely run the length of himself without nearly passing out. Yeah, that's going to be a GREAT game (not).

And Tony Abbot, remember him? My favourite person. He's offering a date of dinner and conversation on Sydney Harbour. Think I'll maybe get a personal loan for that one just so I can throw the wee rebel over the side.

Sky news ran a poll, as they often do with topics, and when asked, 'would you pay for a date with a polly?', the respondents voted with a 98% NO.

Says it all really!