What do you do while you're cleaning your teeth? Do you just stand staring at your reflection while you brush vigorously? Or do you go about your business - maybe a little tidying, a few stray clothes here and there, shift a few things around the dresser?
Maybe you're like me and get so bored standing there for minutes that you go for a walk around the house! Find my hat - put it on; my tobacco tin in the pocket, keys, lighter, all found and packed with suave ease as I scrub my porcelain. Riding on a high of superiority at carrying out my simultaneous activities in a smooth, but hasty fashion.
But then - I hit a snag. Turns out my multi-tasking abilities don't extend to putting boots on whilst cleaning the pearly (slightly off-) whites. Like a version of the pat the head/rub the stomach game (an unsuccessful attempt it has to be said), I had to stop brushing while I negotiated the most difficult task off inserting my foot into a boot!
YAH! Way to go Einstein!
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Nah - slip ons are for women or gays. Even the name "slip ons" sound effeminate.
Nope, it's boots for me!
I like to cha-cha while I brush my teeth. (See what I good Supreme Ruler I would make?)
PS: I love women and gays as well as gay women. (See what a good Supreme Ruler I would make?)
VOTE MORGETRON!
;P
Hey there Morgy, I'm online right now if ywant to chat (I'll get to the reply later)
OOOPS. I guess I missed you. What do you use to chat? I'll email you.
-J
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