SUCKERS

A small piece in the paper attempts to convince that cats 'became mates when we were civilised'.

It says, "scientists have long debated whether cats were independently domesticated at several regions or points in time, or whether they were first kept as pets in one civilization before being spread around the world".

The piece concludes with "That's about the time and exact place that cats walked out of woods and did something unusual - act friendly".

This conclusion off DNA tracing.

Well, I've news for the boffins; the only reason the bast- sorry, cats, came "out of the woods" was that they realised there was an untapped source of suckers whom they could exploit while lazing around on their collective arses - haha, and they've been doing it ever since.

Dogs have owners - cats have servants!