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Ooh man, listen to this...hohoho. Heard this on the news and thought - 'So?'

Chris Tarrant is an AFL star. AFL is Aussie Football League, a game that leaves no impression on me other than ridicule at grown men in 'shorty' shorts playing a game with virtually no point but getting the rugby-like ball from one end to the other and behaving like thugs in between.

Anyway, Messer Tarant, is in trouble with the suits of the game, desperate as they are to maintgain a squeaky clean image in their hope of attracting more young men to an arena in which they are idolized by fans, and money-makers for those pulling the strings.

It turns out that our Chris, no doubt tanked up on the piss and a few snorts, bared his hairy arse at a woman in a nightclub (actually, probably not hairy - he's one of THOSE men, a pretty boy for the ladies). Anyway, he dropped the daks and revealed his manicured arse.
The woman hasn't been available for comment. Probably pissed off she didn't get nailed in a toilet!

Next, he threw a shot at an aspiring politician...

So he mooned at a chick - I've done that - nothin wrong wi it! It's funny. She should have stuck a straw or something up his arse - that woulda fixed his little red wagon hoho.

And then threw a shot at a polly. Beautiful; if anyone deserves a slug, it's a slimy politician.

Onya Chris - love your work! Haha.